i mostly post about bands, youtubers, tv shows, and movies
and I'm in love with a cute little angel some might call Patrick Stump
Nothing says Pete Wentz quite like making a cute face after firing lethal artillery.
- Interviewer: so your first song was the gay song
- Bo: "my whole family", yeah
- Interviewer: and the second one
- Bo: the one talking about how small my penis is
- Interviewer: the one you'll never play again
- Bo: yes
- Interviewer: is it really....sm-
- Bo: no.
- Interviewer: so it's false
- Bo: yeah. i'm 6'6" so...
- Interviewer: OH!
- Bo: size 16 shoe so...
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.
i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr
and i would scroll 500 miles and i would scroll 500 more
just to be the one who scrolled uh-thousand miles to re-blog this once more
I like how david’s head hasn’t been tumblred.
he’s our leader
This week’s podcast guest is Fall Out Boy lead singer…
… who lost a lot of weight during the band’s last hiatus. But don’t let his new figure fool you, the dude loves to eat. He tells Zach what it was like to grow up eating all the great ethnic food in Chicago and admits to being an on again, off again vegetarian. Patrick also tells us about Taylor Swift’s catering, and a great story involving his favorite scotch and an Optimus Prime action figure.
in that video patrick stump literally says “i’m stupid you’re stupid we’re all stupid lets just enjoy it” which is exactly what i’ve been saying all along why doesnt anyone listen